God Bless the 3rd World Governments

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God bless the governments of the Third World.

They like their “subjects” illiterate, ill-informed and desperate. They like to pull strings with the value of currency, and toy constantly with the availability of basic needs such as water, electricity and national security. All the while they pose for pictures, travel the world spending our money, and pilfer what they can, delaying all the while, the next date of elections.

God bless them. They do us much good, though they do not intend it.

Because of them, we are a people that know how to survive with little water. A gallon can do for three showers and countless cups of tea. Thanks to them, we scrimp and save, so we can afford generators and water tanks. Although they do not make it easy, we are eventually allowed to arm ourselves, and if we can manage, pay for private security so the police are not bothered by our cries for help.

Yes, God bless the small-minded, short sighted government of Jamaica. With their big belly’s and quick hands, that shuffle in and out of the cookie jar. They are slowly (but efficiently), making themselves redundant. Once the tax-paying people can provide for their own basic needs, there will be no more need for a government. The entire system will fall, with the tax money drawing less and less, and they will be left to the angry, illiterate masses of their own creation, who only understand the language of violence. Sure, they can try their hand at the messed up legal system, that miraculously NEVER convicts politicians–the dirtiest criminals of them all!–but in anarchy, there is little time for judges who dress in drag, and the many calls for continuance that one often hears before a case is thrown out.

They can threaten us with water lock-off’s and JPS increases, but these threats will fall on deaf ears.

Thanks to our government, we are evolving, out of the Third World, and into the future. Soon enough, we will individually be stronger than any First World would’ve prepared us to be. Self-reliance is the New World, and God bless the training grounds that prepared us for this eventual reality. The end will not come for those of us, who are preparing for this future. It will only come to the dirty politicians who have been digging their graves for so many decades. I, for one, cannot wait.

 

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE AUTHOR OF: THE NEW YORK CATCH, NEW YORK SOCIALITE, NEW NEW YORK, NEW YORK SERIES, RED ROCK CAFE, MIDLIFE WIFE

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